OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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