Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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