You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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