dude i'm inner monologue high
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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