do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i will never coherently bang her
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
