Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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