So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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