She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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