Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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