the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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