i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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