Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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