i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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