Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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