I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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