Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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