Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
When did angry sex become our thing?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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