He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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