You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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