If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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