i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Did I show you my penis last night?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
As shirtless as possible
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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