i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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