I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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