Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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