Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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