I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
They are going to name an STD after you.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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