her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i can't believe i had my finger in that
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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