You can't special order awesome
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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