My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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