so that wasnt chicken after all
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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