Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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