you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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