do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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