Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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