why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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