Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
where are my eyebrows?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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