you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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