It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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