I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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