FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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