just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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