she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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