Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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