just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
