the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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