What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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