we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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