69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
They took my balls.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
