Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Houston, we have a blender
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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