I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Still dying that you shit outside
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
