If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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