I've blown a few things in my day
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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