Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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