just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
